I don’t want to let you down. So, here are 10 different prayers to drive the demons out of your heathen cat.

1. Pray a “hedge of protection” around your cat.
2. Also pray for a big, brick wall of protection with barbed wire on top.
3. Blow a shofar to blast your prayer into the feline realm. This will confuse the demons.
4. Pray for God to touch your cat “from the top of his head, to the soles of his feet.”
5. Grab your cats tail, pull as hard as you can, and yell, “come out!”
6. Place your hand on your cat’s head while praying, and push down on your cat’s head every now and then.
7. Say, “God, Lord, Jesus,” after every phrase.
8. Declare that your cat will have 10 lives instead of only 9 lives.
9. Pray that God gives your cat “travelling mercies.”

And last of all!

10. Humbly ask the Lord to turn your cat into a dog.

None of these methods will guarantee the health and well-being of your cat, but no prayer guarantees anything . . . no matter what technique you use!

There is room for teaching people how to pray—Jesus did it (Luke 11:1).

But beware.

“The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are . . . full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God” (Matthew 6:7, The Message).

God bless you…even your cat.

You might also be interested in these posts:

• Demons Have No “Legal Rights”
• Spiritual Warfare, Demons, and Evil
• Should Christians Declare or Decree Things over Their Lives?

Andrew K. Gabriel, Ph.D., is the author of Simply Spirit-Filled: Experiencing God in the Presence and Power of the Holy Spirit as well as three academic books, including The Lord is the Spirit. He is a theology professor and VP of Academics at Horizon College and Seminary and serves on the Theological Study Commission for the Pentecostal Assemblies of Canada. You can follow him on Facebook or on Twitter.

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